NOT AGAIN!!

Angelo and Sheila loved making money, but they tired of promotions and night shifts. They wanted a BABY.

The minute Sheila knew she was pregnant, she proceeded to have the WORST PREGNANCY EVER, a title previously held by Sierra Jorgen. In fact, the two pregnancies were so similar, the signs so obvious, I should have noticed...oh well.

Anyway, on delivery day, Sheila was starving, exhausted, smelled like a drain pipe, and had to pee like the Dickens. Not a happy situation.
Thanks to a little thing called "cheating", however, she felt fine as could be. Well, except for the 10-centimeter opening in her...yeah.

In what seemed like no time, Sheila was holding baby Ferdinand in her arms. He was so darling, what with his little red eyebrows, and...hang on.

It turns out Sheila hadn't quite FINISHED. Out popped ANOTHER baby, still red-headed and looking very much like her daddy.
When asked to think of a second name, Sheila squealed, "Omg, how 'bout Bella!?!?" She ignored Angelo's cries of dismay. I know how he feels. Really, naming your baby after a TWILIGHT character. It hurts a little bit.

Weddings, pregnancy...you know the drill

Though disappointed at the thought of not marrying a rich Sim, Angelo was so happy when he married Sheila.

They ate cake. It was cute. The party was wonderful. Moving on.

Angelo was promoted to Dread Pirate, proving that he COULD find a uniform more ridiculous than the one he wore as a Relic Liberator. The following day he was promoted to Warhead Disarmer, but that fantastic costume has yet to be seen.

Sheila got a job as a Flight Officer and was very soon after promoted to Senior Officer, leaving wannabe Terrance in the dust.

When the couple wasn't busy working, either one of them could be found catching lightning bugs in their underwear.

A monumental occasion

Terrance became best friends with Dominic Chandler, bringing his grand total of best friends to 20.
That's right; Terrance achieved his Lifetime Want!
His new want is to become a General in the Army, so he quickly got a job as a Flight Officer.

In other career news, Miranda was promoted to Vice Squad, Alex became an inventor, and Joanne, whose goal is to become a Professional Party Guest, was hired as a Projectionist.

One day closer to making history...

Little Harvey Milk grew from a helpless infant to a helpless toddler; handsome, whip-smart, and serious.

His personality mirrored that of Grandpa Edison's, making him a disturbingly neat, outgoing jock who probably felt a sense of entitlement do to his famous moniker.
But I digress.
The little tyke learned quickly and took to toddling around the house when Daddy was home.

Finally, eager to get rid of the cute but rebellious toddler, Terrance bought the kid a birthday cake.

KABLAM! Birthday cake = instant child. Congratulations, Harvey.

An unfortunate union

Terrance was thrilled to finally be marrying the love of his life (well...the other one besides Sheila).
Joanne, on the other hand, was not so thrilled.

Monica noticed the bride's unhappiness, but didn't say anything as the couple chowed on wedding cake.

It doesn't make sense to tell Joanne to "keep it in her pants", but we all hope she doesn't pull a typical Romance Sim move and do the entire town.

Gotta go my own way...

Ha. Loving the outfit.

Angelo was enjoying his job as a Relic Liberator when he noticed how crowded the house was becoming, what with his brother's upcoming marriage and a new baby. He decided to buy a house of his own, where he and Sheila could bang all they wanted, unnoticed by Terrance.

Also in today's news...

Jared, after months of job serving, found a job as a host at the local Red Robin. After being impressed by his cooking prowess, Jared's boss promoted him to Prep Cook.

Edison was promoted to Counterfeiter (so close!), while Phoebe was awarded with the position of General Practitioner.

Dominic still has no job, as he's busy taking care of his brother and three children, but he can't wait till the kids go off to college, so he can fulfill his own dream.