Showing posts with label death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death. Show all posts

Monday, November 9, 2009

The Sixth Sense: Part 2

Rather than have their creepy dead relative stick around, the Chandlers sent Phoebe's remains to the Blueberry Meadows Cemetery.
Even with Cynthia gone, her family members suffered.

Edison fell into a deep funk that was hard to get out of. Phoebe even considered institutionalizing him.
Luckily, the magic therapist from above came down and gave Edison a hug and some good advice.

Edison went back to enjoying life.

Phoebe, on the other hand, still has nightmares every single night.

RIP Cynthia: The death of the last remaining elder

Cynthia Chandler hung around for a famously long time after most of her contemporaries had died, but, on Tyson's birthday, the Grim Reaper had finally had enough.

Goodbye, Cynthia.
I'm sure your great-grandson won't need therapy or anything after this super traumatic event.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Jeannie Jorgen: the last of the original Jorgens

Severin was on a high from his recent wedding when the Grim Reaper decided to pay a little visit to his grandma.



Jeannie died in platinum aspiration and got a lovely urn for her time on earth.



Severin was devastated (Sierra could've cared less). He moved his grandma's grave to Blueberry Meadows cemetery so she could rest with her husband, Ralph.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

The passing of Ralph and Betsy



Ralph was halfway to his goal of making 20 best friends when the Grim Reaper paid him a visit.



He died in the gold aspiration level, so his grave looks like crap.



Betsy, his sibling, sent his grave to Blueberry Hills Cemetery.
The insurance company gave money to Severin and Bex (Ralph's grandchildren), Jeannie (his wife), and Phoebe Chandler, Jason Cummings, and Miranda Chandler (his best friends).

A day later, it was Betsy's turn. She died in the Platinum aspiration level at the top of her career and got a beautiful new grave.



Tessa, her only grandchild, sent her to Blueberry Meadows Cemetery.



Ironically, she died during Blueberry Meadows' very first snow.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

More about the Jorgens

Ralph Jorgen (a Popularity Cancer) and his wife Jeannie (a Popularity Aries) used to live alone until his son Frank ran off with his cousin Yelda. The incest scandal made them quite unpopular with the neighbors, so they fled Pleasantview to live with Ralph's sister Betsy (a Knowledge Scorpio) in the newly built Blueberry Meadows. Strangely enough, Yelda was Betsy's daughter, but no one in her neighborhood seemed to mind. That kind of thing happened quite often in their own families.
Everything continued on quite normally until the Jorgens received news that Frank and Yelda had died in a horrible snow-shoeing accident. This meant that, as the last of the Jorgens, they would be taking in Frank and Yelda's kids.
Frank had a son and a daughter, Severin and Bex. Severin was a Family Leo who's favorite hobbies were growing facial hair and scowling. If he'd been a week older when his dad died, he'd have turned 18 and then the responsibility of taking care of Bex would have been on his shoulders alone, but luckily, Frank had already decided snow-shoeing in Alaska was more important than spending time with his children (or planning his son's venture into the adult world).
Bex was a Gemini. She was ADHD and very feminist. Her hobbies included hating Sarah Palin for no particular reason (she was about to be the first woman vice president! How dare she!) and beating up boys.
Yelda's only daughter, Tessa (an Aquarius), was not like her cousins. For one, she was nicer. For another thing, she had red hair. The last, very strange thing about her was her violently purple eyes. They made her look sort of freakish and alien, not brave or beautiful like they did for Alanna the Lady Knight (Tessa was also a big fan of Tamora Pierce).
Having six people in the family and low-paying jobs in the military had made the Jorgens dirt poor. That meant they couldn't afford a mechanic (meaning Ralph made all the repairs) and there were only 3 beds (they slept in shifts).
Worst of all, they didn't have a TV, something that disgusted their technology-savvy neighbors the Chandlers.