Could this get any more like a twisted soap opera?

Phoebe had been dutifully studying and looking for a job all winter when she one day felt nauseous. A pregnancy test confirmed she was, in fact, pregnant.



Phoebe was pretty mad. "YOU DID THIS TO ME!" She yelled at Edison. "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Edison, hurt by his wife's behavior, sought solace in Phoebe's mother, Cynthia.



This was a very sad situation.
Phoebe, oblivious to the significant looks between her husband and mom, decided to vent out her frustrations to the snowman.
The snowman was very understanding....